1 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:42,133 Hey, hello, Sid. 2 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:43,467 Hello, lads. 3 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:45,133 Hey, what's all this? 4 00:00:45,233 --> 00:00:46,433 It's a bird. 5 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:47,700 Go on. 6 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,200 I could it's not an elephant. 7 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,833 Don't be stupid, Sid. 8 00:00:51,933 --> 00:00:54,033 You can't get an elephant in a cage. 9 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,400 I think he makes the joke. 10 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,333 Oh. 11 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,033 What sort of a bird is it, then? 12 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:04,300 A cocka-three. 13 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,133 Beg pardon? 14 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,433 A cocka-three. 15 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:07,367 Cocka-three? 16 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,633 Hey. 17 00:01:08,733 --> 00:01:12,200 You're one cocka too many. 18 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:13,733 It's a cocklee-two. 19 00:01:13,833 --> 00:01:14,967 Cockatoo. 20 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:17,067 Oh, you mean it's a parrot. 21 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:18,467 That's right, yeah. 22 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,533 What are you going to call this parrot, then? 23 00:01:20,633 --> 00:01:21,433 Polly. 24 00:01:21,533 --> 00:01:22,533 That's original. 25 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:23,600 Ah, Gladys. 26 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:24,733 Just who we want to see. 27 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:26,033 Oh? 28 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:27,967 Well if it's tea on tick you're after, forget it. 29 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:28,900 No, no, no, no. 30 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,433 Look. 31 00:01:30,533 --> 00:01:32,233 We just bought the bird and we want to leave it with you. 32 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,000 How do you want it cooking? 33 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,967 We don't want it cooking. 34 00:01:36,067 --> 00:01:37,633 It's our new pet. 35 00:01:37,733 --> 00:01:39,033 Oh, well, how was I to know? 36 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:41,100 People eat anything these days. 37 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,333 Look, we just wanted to look after it 38 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,867 until we finish class, OK? 39 00:01:43,967 --> 00:01:45,000 Yes, all right. 40 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,267 Put it behind the counter. 41 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:49,067 OK. 42 00:01:49,167 --> 00:01:51,067 Enter. 43 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:52,567 Thank you, your ladyship. 44 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:56,900 Evening, Sidney. 45 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,067 Hello, Mr. Brown. 46 00:01:58,167 --> 00:01:59,267 Have a good weekend? 47 00:01:59,367 --> 00:02:00,333 Lousy. 48 00:02:00,433 --> 00:02:02,367 Got the mother-in-law staying with us. 49 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:03,767 And you get on well with her, then? 50 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:06,367 She's never forgiven me for marrying her daughter, 51 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:09,333 and I've never forgiven her for letting me. 52 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:11,200 Do you know, last night, was only one thing 53 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:13,067 to stop me putting my head in the gas oven? 54 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,000 What was that? 55 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,567 We're all electric. 56 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:17,700 Oh, cheer up, Sid. 57 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,200 Remember, when you feel things can't be worse, 58 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,233 they can only get better. 59 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:21,667 That's true, true. 60 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,033 I suppose you she has got to pop off sometime. 61 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:36,733 Ah, good evening, Danielle. 62 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:38,600 Ah, bonsoir Mr. Brown. 63 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,867 You're just the man I'm wanting. 64 00:02:39,967 --> 00:02:40,767 Me? 65 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:42,067 Yes, can you help me? 66 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:43,333 Well, I'll do my best. 67 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:44,700 I have the big problems. 68 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,833 Yeah, well I'm afraid I can't do much about those. 69 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:49,667 No, not that problem. 70 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:51,000 Oh, sorry. 71 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,167 My life, she's a mess-up. 72 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:53,833 Is she? I mean, is it? 73 00:02:53,933 --> 00:02:54,733 What sort of a mess-up? 74 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:55,667 I tell you. 75 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:56,900 Last month I met this boy. 76 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,133 Ah, an affair of the heart. 77 00:02:58,233 --> 00:03:00,200 This boy, Pierre, he keeps writing to me. 78 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:00,933 Yeah? 79 00:03:01,033 --> 00:03:01,967 He's a foreigner? 80 00:03:02,067 --> 00:03:02,867 No. 81 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:04,767 He's French. 82 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:05,767 To me, he's a-- 83 00:03:05,867 --> 00:03:07,067 Never mind, go on. 84 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:08,200 Henri has find the letters. 85 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,733 Oh, the plot thickens. 86 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,067 I not like a jealous man. 87 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:12,467 - Pierre? - No. 88 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,700 Oh, Henri? 89 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,833 Marcel. 90 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:17,067 He works with Henri at the consular. 91 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:18,333 I'm sorry, I'm a bit confused. 92 00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:20,533 Who is Marcel jealous of, Pierre or Henri? 93 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:21,467 Emil. 94 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:23,200 I shouldn't have asked. 95 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,700 There's another thing. 96 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,667 He keeps telephoning me. 97 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:26,667 Who? 98 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:27,967 Pierre, Henri, Marcel, or Emil? 99 00:03:28,067 --> 00:03:29,467 Jean-Paul. 100 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:31,100 I've heard of safety in numbers, 101 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,200 but this is ridiculous. 102 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,233 They're all after the one thing. 103 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,167 My body. 104 00:03:35,267 --> 00:03:37,567 That's all they're after. 105 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,633 Well, you must just try and discourage them. 106 00:03:39,733 --> 00:03:40,667 Oh, no. 107 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:42,933 I like it. 108 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:45,633 I see Pierre, Monday. 109 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:46,833 Henri, Tuesday. 110 00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:48,733 Marcel, Wednesdays. 111 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:49,833 Emil, Thursdays. 112 00:03:49,933 --> 00:03:51,633 And Jean-Paul, Fridays. 113 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,000 That is my problem. 114 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,000 What is? 115 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,767 My Saturdays and Sundays. 116 00:03:55,867 --> 00:03:58,467 They are so dull. 117 00:03:58,567 --> 00:03:59,233 Mr. Brown? 118 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:00,600 Ah, good evening, Emma. 119 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,033 You are busy? 120 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:03,600 No, no, no. 121 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:04,733 We've just finished. 122 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:05,700 Good. 123 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,167 I have an problem. 124 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:08,067 Oh, not another one. 125 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:09,067 Who is it? 126 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:11,467 Hans, Karl, Wilhelm, or Adolf? 127 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:13,867 No, it is my homework. 128 00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:15,167 Oh, sorry. 129 00:04:15,267 --> 00:04:17,567 Your question is asking what is correct address 130 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:18,633 for member of Parliament. 131 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:19,967 Yes. 132 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,000 I do not know where any members of Parliament 133 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:22,300 are living. 134 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,100 No, the question means how do you address them? 135 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,233 What you call an MP. 136 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,033 Ah, I don't know that either. 137 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:29,500 Right honorable. 138 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,633 Jawohl. 139 00:04:30,733 --> 00:04:32,067 They want me to write it on the blackboard? 140 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:35,100 No, not W-R-I-T-E. R-I-G-H-T, right. 141 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,667 - Right? - Right. 142 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:37,567 Right. 143 00:04:37,667 --> 00:04:39,667 Right. 144 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,933 Open the door, you common chicken. 145 00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:47,000 Go away, you take-away. 146 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:48,567 Ali, what is going on? 147 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:49,367 It is Ranjeet. 148 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:50,900 What is the matter with him? 149 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,867 Oh, blimey. 150 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,867 He has gone oranges. 151 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:54,767 Oranges? 152 00:04:54,867 --> 00:04:55,700 Yes, miss. 153 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,767 You mean bananas. 154 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,100 Jolly good. 155 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,067 Not opening this door, I am breaking it down. 156 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,900 - Ali, unlock the door. - Oh, no. 157 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,167 I'm not unlocking the door. 158 00:05:04,267 --> 00:05:05,833 Right, well if you won't unlock it, I will. 159 00:05:05,933 --> 00:05:07,733 I have been warning you. 160 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:10,000 Now I am coming in. 161 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Ranjeet, what is the meaning of this? 162 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:19,867 The meaning is-- 163 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:24,833 some damn fool is opening the door just as I'm charging in. 164 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,800 Mr. Brown opened the door. 165 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,367 Thousand apologies. 166 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:31,100 All right, come over here, Ali. 167 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,600 Now what is all this about? 168 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:38,200 That barbarian is calling me a hairy goat. 169 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:39,100 Is this true, Ali? 170 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,667 Yes, please. 171 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:44,067 But this infidel is calling me the son of a cross-eyed camel. 172 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:46,133 Not true. 173 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:51,367 I am calling him an illegitimate son of a cross-eyed camel. 174 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:54,167 Yeah, well it's not good enough. 175 00:05:54,267 --> 00:05:55,333 Ah. 176 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:59,167 You want me to be calling him something worse. 177 00:05:59,267 --> 00:06:01,167 I don't want anybody calling anybody anything. 178 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:02,800 Whatever your differences are, kindly leave 179 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,100 them outside the courtroom. 180 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,900 Now sit down, the pair of you. 181 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Come on. 182 00:06:10,567 --> 00:06:12,467 Ah, Taro. 183 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:13,467 Arsehole. 184 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:19,667 Did you have a good weekend? 185 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:23,967 Spend all weekend reading book-oh by Charles Dickens-oh. 186 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:27,233 Which book-oh were you reading-oh-- 187 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,133 Which book were you reading? 188 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,567 - Oliver Twist. - Really? 189 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,800 Do you understand most of the words? 190 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:35,867 I understand all words. 191 00:06:35,967 --> 00:06:37,433 What, even the old English? 192 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:39,933 No old English words in my book. 193 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,867 Ah, must have been a revised edition. 194 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:43,167 No, no. 195 00:06:43,267 --> 00:06:45,800 Japanese edition. 196 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:48,800 I thought it was too good to be true. 197 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,800 Good evening, Masterji. 198 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,667 Still knitting away? 199 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:54,167 Oh, no. 200 00:06:54,267 --> 00:06:57,433 I am the knit cardigan. 201 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,200 What I meant was-- 202 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,200 You misunderstood what I was saying. 203 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:04,033 And you are been misunderstood what I am be knit. 204 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:07,033 Why don't we just forget the whole thing. 205 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:08,000 Good evening, Su-Lee. 206 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:08,967 Not good for me. 207 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:09,900 Oh, dear. 208 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,033 What's the matter? 209 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:13,267 I have lost my little red book. 210 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:14,400 Oh good. 211 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,467 I mean, bad luck. 212 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:17,467 I look everywhere, but not find it. 213 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:18,933 Does this mean you won't be treating us 214 00:07:19,033 --> 00:07:21,067 to any of the honorable Chairman's quotations? 215 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,567 Oh no. Know quotations by heart. 216 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,567 Chairman Mao, he say, in every process-- 217 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:28,333 Yes, thanks Su-Lee. 218 00:07:28,433 --> 00:07:29,100 We know-- 219 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,600 Ciao, everybody. 220 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:34,133 - Only just made it. - Sorry, boss. 221 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:35,333 We've had things to do. 222 00:07:35,433 --> 00:07:36,167 That's right. 223 00:07:36,267 --> 00:07:37,867 We just got a fantastic bird. 224 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:38,767 Really? 225 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:39,967 This bird have a name? 226 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:40,900 Sure. 227 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,433 Polly. 228 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:46,533 In future, kindly refer to her as Polly, and not as a bird. 229 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,800 Okey cokey. 230 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,100 She's going to be very good company for us at night. 231 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:54,233 Us? 232 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,600 What do you mean, us? 233 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,167 We're going to share her. 234 00:07:57,267 --> 00:07:59,100 One night, she sleeps with me. 235 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,333 Another night, she sleeps with Maxi. 236 00:08:01,433 --> 00:08:03,667 I don't think I want to hear anymore. 237 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:04,600 Why? 238 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:05,967 You not like birds? 239 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:08,900 Well, let's just say I don't like sharing them. 240 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,433 Hey, I fix something for you. 241 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:13,000 You give me a fiver, we go get you a bird. 242 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:13,933 Sure. 243 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:15,000 What color you want? 244 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,633 What color is yours? 245 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:22,433 Mostly red, with a blue neck and a green breast. 246 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:23,333 Ah. 247 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:24,467 Penny's dropped. 248 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,933 Where? 249 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:28,233 Polly is a parrot. 250 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,333 Well, that's right. 251 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:31,733 What you think she is, an elephant? 252 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:33,033 It doesn't matter. Sit down. 253 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,400 What about the penny? 254 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,700 Ignore the penny. 255 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,900 Buenos tardes. 256 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:37,833 Juan, you're late. 257 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:38,767 Por favor? 258 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:40,100 Never mind por favor. 259 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,200 You should have been here five minutes ago. 260 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:42,933 Why? 261 00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:44,433 What happened? 262 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:46,633 Quiet, quiet. 263 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:48,400 Silencio! 264 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,333 Thank you. 265 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:50,633 It's all right. 266 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:52,433 Why are you late? 267 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,833 I tell you. 268 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,000 My boss where I work, he told me about the horse that was going 269 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:59,000 to win the big race tomorrow. 270 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,833 Very clever horse. 271 00:09:00,933 --> 00:09:01,900 Talking horse. 272 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,533 Juan, horses don't talk. 273 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:04,800 Si, se or. 274 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:08,700 He told me get the tip straight from the horse's mouth. 275 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,867 That's just a racing term. 276 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,100 It's all right. 277 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,933 Then he tell me to put my shirt on horse. 278 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:15,133 - You didn't? - Nah. 279 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,400 Oh, thank goodness for that. 280 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,033 My shirt wouldn't fit the horse. 281 00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:20,900 Silence! 282 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,200 I bet 10 pounds to win on the horse. 283 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,767 Juan, 10 pounds is a lot of money. 284 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:26,667 You could lose. - No lose. 285 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,900 Tomorrow, I'll be plenty rich. 286 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,800 There's no such thing as a certainty. 287 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,900 Si, se or. 288 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,800 My horse is sure to win. 289 00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:36,733 How do you know? 290 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:37,700 Ah, you see. 291 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,167 I tell you. 292 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:41,833 Big race starts 2 o'clock. So, right? 293 00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:43,300 Yes. 294 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:47,367 Book-maker, he tell me my horse starts at 10 to one. 295 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,767 Those are the odds. 296 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:56,900 Your horse will start at 2 o'clock just like all the rest. 297 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,933 He tried to trick me. 298 00:09:58,033 --> 00:09:58,867 I go. 299 00:09:58,967 --> 00:09:59,767 Punch his face in. 300 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,033 You'll do no such thing. 301 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:02,067 Sit down. 302 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:03,367 It's time we all started working. 303 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:04,833 I'll just take the register to Ms. Courtney, 304 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:06,800 and then we'll have a look at your homework, all right? 305 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,567 Enter. 306 00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:19,333 Ms. Courtney. 307 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,567 I've brought the register. 308 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,467 Two absentees tonight, Ingrid and Zoltan. 309 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:25,200 Oh, well I've had a letter from your Hungarian student. 310 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:26,267 Oh, has he gone sick? 311 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:27,900 No, he's gone back to Hungary. 312 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,867 Oh. 313 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:29,767 Enter. 314 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,000 Excuse me. Ms. Courtney? 315 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,800 Yes. 316 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,533 What do you want? 317 00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:42,000 I'm Sheikh El Hamid, and I'm interested 318 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,433 in your English classes. 319 00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:45,067 Well, if you don't mind me saying so, 320 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:47,067 your English is fairly good. 321 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:48,367 Thank you. 322 00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:50,100 It is comforting to know that my years at Oxford 323 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200 were not wasted. 324 00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:57,933 I would like my personal chauffeur to join your class. 325 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,533 I'm afraid that is quite impossible. 326 00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:03,067 It is mid-term and students are not permitted to join 327 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,933 halfway through a course. 328 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,800 Rules are rules. 329 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,600 I'm sure you could make an exception for a little donation 330 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:14,200 of 2000 pounds? 331 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,000 This isn't the Dorchester Hotel, you know. 332 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,200 This is an educational establishment. 333 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,133 You can't expect us to bend the rules just cause you 334 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,900 plonk two grand on the table. 335 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,900 Can he, Ms. Courtney? 336 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,600 Well, of course he can. 337 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,367 Where is your chauffeur now? 338 00:11:30,467 --> 00:11:31,300 Outside. 339 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,633 Will you come in now? 340 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,133 But he's white. 341 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:47,333 People usually are from Glasgow. 342 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:48,867 He's Scots? 343 00:11:48,967 --> 00:11:50,567 But of course. 344 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,800 Why do you want us to teach him English? 345 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:56,533 Because I can't understand a word of what he says. 346 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,033 Right, Jock? 347 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:08,967 Hello. 348 00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:10,467 Can I help you? 349 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,067 No, I don't suppose you can, mate. 350 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,533 I've been told just to hang about here. 351 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:21,567 I'm sorry, Ms. Courtney. 352 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,200 I think the whole idea is ridiculous. 353 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,900 I'm supposed to teach English to foreign students. 354 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,767 He sounds like a foreign student. 355 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:28,867 Oh, look. 356 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:29,867 Wouldn't it be far simpler for you 357 00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:31,700 to just get another chauffeur? 358 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,000 No, I couldn't do that. 359 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,667 You see, Jock's father gave his life defending 360 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:37,800 my father during the war. 361 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,333 I feel I owe him a living. 362 00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,000 Yeah, but in that case, why don't you make him very happy 363 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,033 and give him a job in your harem or something? 364 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:46,100 Don't be stupid, Mr. Brown. 365 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,200 I wonder if you'd mind waiting outside for a moment 366 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,500 while Mr. Brown and I discuss this matter privately. 367 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,467 Not at all. 368 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,667 Door, Mr. Brown. 369 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,133 Now, listen to me, Mr. Brown. 370 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:11,000 You are a teacher of English, and it is your job 371 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,633 to teach English, no matter who or what 372 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:13,967 your students happen to be. 373 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,000 But actually, as I keep trying to tell you-- 374 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,300 Don't interrupt. 375 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,700 Now, remember the Arabs are extremely wealthy. 376 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,600 Who knows what other benefits they may bestow upon us. 377 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,067 Only the other day I was reading in the paper about an Arab 378 00:13:25,167 --> 00:13:27,767 who was so pleased with the service at his hotel 379 00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:30,433 that he presented the manager with a Rolls-Royce. 380 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,300 Well we are not running a hotel, Ms. Courtney. 381 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,533 Money isn't the be-all and end-- 382 00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:37,633 A Rolls-Royce? 383 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:38,833 Yes. 384 00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,667 Well, I suppose I could give it a try. 385 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:41,833 Good. 386 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,967 Look upon it as a challenge. 387 00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:45,067 I'll do my best. 388 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,333 I wonder if you would care to join me 389 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:52,733 in a cup of tea in the office. 390 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,000 And then later on I'll show you around the school. 391 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,333 How very kind of you. 392 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,667 Well, what am I doing, mate? 393 00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:09,033 Go away or do you want us to hang about here, or what? 394 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,400 I'd like you to hang about. 395 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,200 I'm going to try and teach you to speak English. 396 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,333 Oh,. 397 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:15,600 Well, I'm not 398 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,467 exactly jumping for joy myself. 399 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:18,900 Huh? 400 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,533 Right, quiet. 401 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:24,333 Quiet. 402 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,367 Ah, it's the tower of Babel. 403 00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:27,967 Can't you think of anything better to do 404 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,633 than chatter to each other? 405 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:30,600 Sure. 406 00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,667 Hey, we go for a cup of tea. 407 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,100 That's a good idea. 408 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,300 You'll do no such thing. 409 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,567 Sit down, be quiet, and pay attention. 410 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,300 Right. you better sit next to Anna. 411 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,200 OK. 412 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,433 Oh, hey, how's it going? 413 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:44,933 What is your name? 414 00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:51,200 Hamish Hector Dougal Donald Stewart McGregor. 415 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,567 Well, I'll put you down as Jock. 416 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:54,200 Whatever you'd like. 417 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,333 Well as you can see, we have a new student. 418 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:58,767 All right, is there.. 419 00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,033 Know what I mean? 420 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,833 Or as you say yourself, och aye 421 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:05,433 and all that haggis bashing nonsense. 422 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:06,633 Oh, blimey. 423 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:09,333 What language is he speaking? 424 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,700 Believe it or not, it's English. 425 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,833 Aye, he's right enough, you know. 426 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:12,967 He's right enough. 427 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,633 If that is English, what language 428 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:16,533 is it that we are learning? 429 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:19,367 Mr. McGregor is speaking in dialect. 430 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:22,733 I thought you said he was speaking English? 431 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:23,700 Right. 432 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,633 English, but with a dialect. 433 00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,633 Eh. 434 00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,000 I know all about them dialects. 435 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,533 You do? 436 00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:34,767 Sure, I seen them on television. 437 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,567 Doctor Who and the dialects. 438 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,933 No, that's daleks. 439 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,600 Okey cokey. 440 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:47,233 A dialect is a form of speech peculiar to certain areas. 441 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,467 Tell them where you're from. 442 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:51,700 I am a jock. 443 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,500 What is jock? 444 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,300 Masterji, please. 445 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,567 I am the know what is jock. 446 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,400 Good. 447 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,667 Would you like to tell us all? 448 00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,733 A jock is be a funny story. 449 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:06,433 No, Jamila, that's a joke. 450 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:10,533 Mr. McGregor is from Scotland, which is part of Great Britain. 451 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:13,033 Great Britain is comprised of England, 452 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:17,200 Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. 453 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,533 No. 454 00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:20,167 What do you mean, no? 455 00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:22,067 No whales in England. 456 00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:23,200 Whales in the sea. 457 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,400 I'm talking about Wales the country. 458 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,633 The end of the M4. 459 00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:31,533 Ah, got it. 460 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,867 Wrong number. 461 00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,933 I'm not quite sure what to do with you for the moment. 462 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:38,767 Oh well,. 463 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,767 You're not going anywhere. 464 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,133 Just sit down. 465 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,200 For a start, you can concentrate on your diction. 466 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,433 What? 467 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,133 I don't understand, what are you saying? 468 00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:47,967 For example, repeat after me. 469 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:50,500 The fat black cat sat on the mat. 470 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,467 The fat black cat sat on the mat. 471 00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:54,733 No, no, no. 472 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,400 Let's take each word separately. 473 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,467 All right? 474 00:16:58,567 --> 00:16:59,400 The. 475 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,367 The. 476 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,033 - Fat. - Fat. 477 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,233 No, not. Fat. 478 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,500 Fat. 479 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,900 - Black. - Black. 480 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:07,833 Cat. 481 00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:09,533 - Cat. - Sat. 482 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:10,833 - Sat. - On. 483 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,533 - On. - The. 484 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:13,567 The. 485 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,633 Mat. 486 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,400 Mat. 487 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,167 Good. 488 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,667 Now try the whole thing. 489 00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,233 The fat black cat sat on the mat. 490 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,700 Well, you better just sit there and listen while I get 491 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,800 on with the rest of the lesson. 492 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:26,900 All right, 493 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,733 do whatever please yourself, son. 494 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:28,133 You're on your own. 495 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,400 What are you doing? 496 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,567 Having a dram. 497 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,067 Oh, you fancy a touch of stag's breath yourself? 498 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,967 Go on. - Certainly not. 499 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,367 And I don't allow drinking in the classroom. 500 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,667 Ah, I see. 501 00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,200 Well, help yourself to a smoke if you feel like. 502 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,700 No drinking and no smoking. 503 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,833 It's worse than being in a kirk. 504 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:48,767 Precisely. 505 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,300 Right. 506 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,833 Now if you recall, I asked you each to write a brief essay 507 00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:52,867 on your various beliefs. 508 00:17:52,967 --> 00:17:54,167 I hope you've all done so. 509 00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:56,467 Su-Lee, would like to read us out your essay? 510 00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:57,900 What I believe. 511 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,533 Firstly, I not believe in religion. 512 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:01,467 Excuse me, Su-Lee. 513 00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:02,567 The subject was what you believe. 514 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,800 Not what you don't believe. 515 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,467 Firstly it is necessarily to make 516 00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,067 platform on which intellectual thoughts can stand. 517 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,433 When building house, it is necessary to make 518 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,400 firm foundation. 519 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,633 Excuse me please. 520 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:15,033 I'm not understanding something. - Yes, Ali? 521 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,600 What is it you're not understanding? 522 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:20,700 I'm not understanding a word of what she's talking about. 523 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,133 I quite agree, Ali. 524 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:25,400 Su-Lee does rather tend to be dialectically verbose. 525 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,567 Blimey. 526 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:30,033 Now I'm not understanding what you are saying. 527 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:30,933 Point taken. 528 00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:31,967 Right, sit down, Ali. 529 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:32,867 Thank you. 530 00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,000 Carry on, Su-Lee. 531 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,967 And this time, stick to the point. 532 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,867 I believe everyone is equal in eyes of state. 533 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,933 I believe in Chairman Mao. 534 00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,900 I believe in dictatorship of proletariat 535 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,100 and suppression of capitalism. 536 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,667 Ah, rubbish. 537 00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:47,667 Not rubbish. 538 00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:48,967 Western world corrupt and evil. 539 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,067 Ah, go home 540 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,333 and paddle in your paddy field. 541 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:53,500 Don't you talk to me like that. 542 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,067 I'll report you to selection board. 543 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,067 Ah, shut your gob. 544 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,300 That will do, Jock. 545 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,700 Kindly keep your remarks to yourself. 546 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,400 Excuse, please. 547 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,300 Yes, Taro? 548 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:13,033 Not polite to insult Lady. 549 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,033 Please apologize. 550 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,367 Get knotted. 551 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:21,067 Put up your fist. 552 00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:24,767 OK, hari kari, if it's a fight you want, 553 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:25,667 you'll get one. 554 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,000 You ready? 555 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,233 No, sit down, both of you. 556 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:34,433 Honor must be satisfied. 557 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,033 Yeah, well you can satisfy it after class. 558 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,133 Sit down, Taro. 559 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,467 And as for you, I'd be obliged if you would keep quiet. 560 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,667 Thank you, Su-Lee. 561 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,000 I'll read your essay later. 562 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:50,933 Juan? 563 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:52,133 Si, se or? 564 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,300 Would you like to read us your essay? 565 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,200 Sure. 566 00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:59,933 What I Believe, by Juan Cervantes. 567 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:04,700 So far so good, eh? 568 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,633 Yes. 569 00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:06,967 Come on, get on with it. 570 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,900 Right, right. 571 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,367 I believe in one God. 572 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:15,300 And I believe in Jesus Christ. 573 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:21,167 Now, Jesus Christ-- 574 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:26,600 Was the first Roman Catholic. 575 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,467 Oh, what are you on about, 576 00:20:28,567 --> 00:20:32,000 you big? 577 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,667 Por favor? 578 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:36,333 - He was Jewish. - Por favor? 579 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:39,600 Jock is trying to make the point that Christ was Jewish. 580 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:40,733 No. 581 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,300 He was a Roman Catholic. 582 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,667 No, he wasn't. 583 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,067 He was Jewish. 584 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:46,967 I'll punch you in your head. 585 00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:49,167 I kick you up the back side. 586 00:20:49,267 --> 00:20:50,700 And I kick you up the front side. 587 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,500 I'll scratch your eyes out. 588 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,433 Please be leaving something for me, also. 589 00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:55,867 OK, who's first? 590 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,500 Sit down. 591 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,067 And as for you, if I have any more interruptions from you, 592 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,367 out you go. 593 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,067 All right, all right. 594 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,033 Not a word. 595 00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:12,633 Good. 596 00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:14,300 - I go on, should I? - No. 597 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,200 Your beliefs are just as controversial as Su-Lee's. 598 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,633 - Por favor? - It doesn't matter. 599 00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:18,900 Sit down. 600 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,800 Come on. 601 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,433 We'll try you, Ranjeet. 602 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:28,967 I am believing that all men are being born equal. 603 00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,633 Oh no. 604 00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:32,933 Jock, I have warned you. 605 00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:34,500 Oh, come on, Jimmy. 606 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,967 I can't be expected to sit here and listen to Charlie Chapati 607 00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:40,233 claiming he's my equal. 608 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:41,133 What is he calling me? 609 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,500 Nothing, Ranjeet. 610 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,733 He is calling you Charlie Chapati. 611 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:49,133 Ah, well, the same goes for you, 612 00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:50,200 Take-Away Tommy. 613 00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:56,133 I give you a bunch of fire. 614 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,433 You can all go to tea break. 615 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:05,433 Go on, tea break. 616 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,933 And as for you. 617 00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,900 You can just go to-- 618 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,267 Just go. 619 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,200 - Where is everybody going? - Tea break. 620 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,033 Well, do it quietly. 621 00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:17,267 Ms. Courtney, I'm sorry. 622 00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:18,567 I'm afraid I can't do it. 623 00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:19,433 Can't do what? 624 00:22:19,533 --> 00:22:21,067 Put up with our Scottish friend. 625 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:22,333 He's a disruptive influence on the rest of the class. 626 00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,567 Mr. Brown, I'm afraid that you must. 627 00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,900 I have invited the sheikh to meet the Board of Governors. 628 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,933 He has promised to give us a new school hall. 629 00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:32,567 I don't care if he's promise to give you the Albert Hall. 630 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:33,367 Forgive me. 631 00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:34,933 I couldn't help overhearing. 632 00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:36,567 Is there some sort of problem? - No. 633 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:37,600 Yes. 634 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:38,867 I'm afraid I cannot put up any longer 635 00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:40,333 with this chauffeur of yours. 636 00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:43,133 He's rude, self-opinionated, and extremely unpleasant. 637 00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:46,200 And you can keep your Rolls-Royce. 638 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,933 What an extraordinary man. 639 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,033 You'd better wait in the car. 640 00:22:50,133 --> 00:22:51,367 OK, guv. 641 00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:52,700 I'll just hang about inside the motor now, eh? 642 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,567 Right. 643 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,033 That's a pity. 644 00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:57,500 I was quite looking forward to meeting 645 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,633 your board of governors. 646 00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,300 And so you shall. 647 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,967 But now the circumstances have changed. 648 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:03,533 The circumstances may have changed, 649 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,633 but the object of the exercise remains the same. 650 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:10,233 Now forgive me if I'm wrong, but as far as I understand it, 651 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:14,400 you wish to be able to converse with your Scottish chauffeur? 652 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,767 Yes, but I fail to see how that can be achieved now. 653 00:23:17,867 --> 00:23:20,033 Every problem has its solution. 654 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:21,300 And that is? 655 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,167 He does as I tell him or he gets the sack. 656 00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:32,767 Come along, everybody. 657 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:34,600 Settle down, quickly. 658 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,200 I shall be taking over the rest of the lesson. 659 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:39,433 And I won't stand for any nonsense. 660 00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:40,867 What has happened to Mr. Brown? 661 00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:44,867 Mr. Brown is in my office doing some private tuition. 662 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,233 Repeat after me. 663 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:47,733 It's a braw bricht moonlicht 664 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:49,467 nicht the nicht. 665 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:51,100 It's a braw bricht 666 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,700 moonlicht nicht the nicht. 667 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,600 Very good. 668 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,033 Try it once more.